I miss you!

Dear life,
I miss you! It’s been weeks since I’ve written a blog, been to bed on time, watched TV or done anything not related to school or work. I do get to spend more time with Christian and his football activities but I still miss you. Don’t get me wrong…I love school! But I just miss the time we shared watching Chelsea Lately, cleaning, and playing wii. I wish I could have you and school but it’s just not possible. I mean, I even have to schedule phone time! How crazy is that?! But I promise you this! As soon as school is over, it’s just me and you! I hope you miss me as much as I miss you!
Sincerely,
Dazed and confused

P.S. can I borrow $20?

WT...

Today's hmmmm...moment is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F.

WTF. We all know what it means and since I started back to school, I've used it more than ever. When I think about all the times I have used it over the last few weeks, I giggle. So to start your weekend off with a nice giggle (or some floor-rolling laughter) I decided to share my favorite "WTF" moments with you. Enjoy!

WTF are you doing? This is a one-lane exit ramp tard! That's why that sign says "don't not enter"

WTF are you thinking about taking my parking spot? Don't get yourself hurt

WTF!? Is this kid really chasing squirrels in the middle of campus?

WTF! I don't want your flier! Touch me and I WILL bite you

WTF? Is this kid really yelling at his self? and did he really just smack his self because he is late for class?

WTF are you so dumb? I said the knee bone is connected to the shin bone!

Are you serious? Did you just let you kid take all the shoes off that shelf? WTF are you allowed to procreate?

WTF!?! Did that girl really have on a skin-tight purple shirt/dress and lime green weave?

WTF did you ask me if I wanted you to leave room in my coffee cup for cream and sugar then proceed to fill that sucker to the rim when I clearly said "YES"

WTF have you been in school 3 years and still don't know that reading is fundamental?

WTF are there 20,000 students at NIU and there only seems to be 12 parking spots.
and last but not least....(insert drum roll here)

WTF do you feel the need to share you BM history with me? (That's for you, TS! and notice people I didn't leave out a B (BBM=blackberry messenger). I REALLY MEAN BM, as in bowel movement)

Enjoy your weekend and remember...don't become someones WTF moment.

#1 disappointed fan

ok I didn't think that I would have time at all this week to blog but I had to take a second to put this out there.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am totally against drugs and guns. These people also know that there are only two rappers who's music I think is worth my money to purchase; Jay-Z and...TI. You probably know where I am going with this unless you just got out from under your rock! So I write this letter with as much love and respect as possible. Here it goes...

Dear TI,
ARE YOU A F*$&ing idiot!?!? Obviously you enjoyed prison! How can you be so stupid?! Whether is was Tiny's or not, you are a felon and even I, who has never been in trouble with the law, know that you can't be in possession of any illegal substance or guns. What were you thinking? Obviously you weren't thinking about your children who need their father. Obviously you weren't thinking about your fans who love your music and put it on any time they need to just rock out to some quality hip hop without all that auto tune crap! Obviously you weren't thinking about keeping your butt out of prison.
So now you're going to get locked up again and I'm stuck with listening to T-Pain-in-my-ears and Solja-Punk on the radio. At least I have Jay-Z...unless he really is cheating on Beyonce and her daddy kills him. I think you need to have a talk with Madea and get your life right. Maybe a little slap in the back of the head and some hot grits is all you need! All I ask is if you have a drug problem, get some help.
Sincerely,
Your #1 disappointed fan